The following were genuine answers given on the TV show Family Fortunes........

1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword
2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the capital of France? - F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil
8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock
9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.
10) Something that floats in a bath? - Water
11) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse
12) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair
13) A famous Royal? - Mail
14) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings
15 ) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
16) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet
17 Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate
18) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on
19) A sign of the Zodiac? - April
20) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing
21) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep
22) Something you put on walls? - A roof
23) Something slippery? - A conman
24) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish
25) A jacket potato topping? - Jam
26 A food that can be brown or white? - A potato
27) Something red? - My sweater